Bananas don't travel well

Whether it's the TSA patdown or the constant vibration aboard an Embraer RJ 140,  bananas are not good travel companions.  By the time you reach your destination, that wooden green banana that you started the trip with is a liquified brown mess in your carryon satchel.  What's a traveler to do?  How about this banana coffin?  If it hadn't been invented already, I'd have invented it myself.

A banana saver might prevent the liquification of a banana while traveling.