When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger aired in France the French immediately surrendered to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Chuck Norris heard their music.
When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris had a paper route when he was a child. There were no survivors.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Last year Chuck Norris went to the Kentucky Derby.......and won.
Chuck Norris does not know about this thread. If he did he would just delete the internet.
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